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Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"

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"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

3. 




Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


4. 




"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe


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