Today's quotes [10.5.10]
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Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..."
For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
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