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I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

    -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
    World Series


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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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