Today's quotes [10.31.10]
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"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
- Billiam Coronel
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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