Today's quotes [10.30.10]
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Mistress - Somewhere between a mister and a mattress
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing.
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
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