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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown


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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 

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