Today's quotes [10.3.10]
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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer
"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother."
- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
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