Today's quotes [10.29.10]
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Vows begin when hope dies.
--Leonardo da Vinci
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked."
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm
"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
where to go.
'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
'Well, how about Mercury?'
'No, it's too hot there.'
'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips. When I was
there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
still talking about it.'"
"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
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