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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward


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"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me


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Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."


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"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
 I don't know and I don't care."
                        -- World Entertainment War


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