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Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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* Life is sexually transmitted.


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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others


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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy


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