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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
       the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn


1. 




It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln 

2. 




For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson


3. 




"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

4. 




"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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