Today's quotes [10.25.10]
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
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You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.
"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
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