Today's quotes [10.23.10]
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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
-- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
(aka Sabrina Goodpaster)
"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general.
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter,
and became Picasso."
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
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