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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

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"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
                        -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
                                (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)


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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.



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