Today's quotes [10.22.10]
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen --
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
-- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
"Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
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