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It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
   dryin' on the clothesline.
         George Lindsey


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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 

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Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."




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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury


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