Today's quotes [10.20.10]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the
beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
"So did you pop your block?"
-- Darryl Sharman
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30