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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.


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