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When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 

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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 

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Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

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