Today's quotes [10.17.10]
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Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
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