Today's quotes [10.16.10]
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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name?
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and
my ability to... ummm... ya... you
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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