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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name? 


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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
   rearranging their prejudices.
   -- William James


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

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"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.


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