Today's quotes [10.15.10]
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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances.
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
-- Harvard's Law
Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
-- Disclaimer from the home page of the
Association for the Study of Meats
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