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I went to a general store.  They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.


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"Give me a museum and I'll fill it. " 
    - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) 

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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.



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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields 

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