Today's quotes [10.13.10]
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
-- Dante, on oz#gothic
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
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