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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen


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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

2. 




* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.


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I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

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   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

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