Today's poems [10.7.10]
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There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
There was a young man named Wyatt
whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
it faded away...
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