Today's poems [10.4.10]
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There was a young girl named Regina
Who called in a water diviner
To play a slick trick
With his prick as a stick
To help locate her vagina.
There once was a man from Boston
Who had a very small Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em!
There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitive Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?"
He replied, "No such luck.
I would if I could but I can't."
There once was a girl named Miss Nokes,
Who showed her behind to the folks.
And a vendor appeared
Selling hotdogs and popcorn and Cokes.
A shiftless young fellow of Kent
Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent.
But as she grew older,
The landlord grew colder,
And now they live out in a tent.
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