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A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,
When asked about his upcoming flight,
Did he have worry one
'Bout landing on the sun ?
"Heck no, we're landing at night!" 

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Part 4 of 12
   
                    He'd fart a gavotte for a starter,
                            
                    And fizzle a fine serenata.
                            He could play on his anus
                            The Coriolanus:
                            
                    Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, yum tah-dah!
                            


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There was a young girl of Peru 
               Who had nothing whatever to do, 
                    So she sat on the stairs 
                    And counted cunt hairs--- 
               Four thousand, three hundred, and two. 

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There was a young fellow named Malcolm 
            Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum. 
                He'd always use it 
                Everytime that he shit, 
            And found the sensation quite welcome. 

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                  A Poem Written by an African Shakespeare
     
   
 Dear white fella
 Couple things you should know
 When I born, I black
 When I grow up, I black
 When I go in sun, I black
 When I cold, I black
 When I scared, I black
 When I sick, I black
 And when I die, I still black.

 You white fella
 When you born, you pink
 When you grow up, you white
 When you go in sun, you red
 When you cold, you blue
 When you scared, you yellow
 When you sick, you green
 And when you die, you grey.
 And you have the cheek to call me colored?????  


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