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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.


2. 




Three things are certain

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

3. 




Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

4. 




There once was a man from Horton,
Who had one long ball and one short one,
To make up for his loss,
He had a cock like a hoss,
And could fart like a 650 Norton.

Sent by Dale

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