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   Here I sit
   What a caper
   I have to shit
   But I'm out of paper


  

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               There was a young fellow named Gluck 
               Who found himself shit out of luck. 
                    Though he petted and wooed, 
                    When he tried to get screwed 
               He found virgins just don't give a fuck. 

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   You're lucky
   You had your chance
   I tried to fart,
   And shit my pants!


  

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The Communist Party's Earl Browder 
               Was fucking a girl in a howda. 
                    The elephant's trunk 
                    Somehow got in her cunt 
               Which, they felt, made it terribly crowded. 

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   I came here
   To shit and stink,
   But all I do
   Is sit and think.


  

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