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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?

Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

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   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
   him keep her.


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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible 
designers of the human body. 
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." 
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems 
many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a 
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" 

3. 




What's the difference between men and women?

Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

4. 




When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,
what's the first thing to hang out?

The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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