Today's jokes [10.12.10]
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
1.You can't win.
2.You can't break even.
3.You can't quit the game.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
That's the proper place to wash vegetables.
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- The man
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a
Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin'
out...my pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "Get up on the table and I'll see what I can do."
She gets up on the table, and as he's examining her, he starts to giggle.
She says, "It's not funny. My pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "It won't anymore. I took the trouser button out of there."
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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