Today's stories [1.2.10]

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England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf
holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag.
While making idle chatter about golf, the customs
official realizes that the tourist does not know
what a "handicap" is. The customs official asks the
tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does --
backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found
in the golf bag. 

NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots
coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets
without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets
can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get
intercepted." 

Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of 
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after 
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let 
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his 
last words were 'NOW I've got him!'  Divers found his body after 
a two-day search.

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