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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell 

   Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.


  

Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 

Virginity can be cured. 

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.


  

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