Today's quotes [1.29.10]

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I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
a bratweiler.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

"The reason there are two senators for each
state is so that one can be designated driver."

                                 -- Jay Leno

"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also 
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" 

-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she 
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast. 

"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people 
at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing." 

-- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.

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