Today's quotes [1.2.10]

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If the end does not justify the means - what can? 

                                           - Edward Abbey

T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

The management of this establishment is not responsible.

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

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