Today's quotes [1.1.10]

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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck. 

Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 

                     -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton

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