Today's jokes [1.3.10]

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"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and 
one comes back after having caught nothing.

   An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They
   were in bed
   getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said I
   should tell you I have
   acute angina The old man says I hope so, you sure don't have cute
   tits.
   

Did you hear about the hooker that had her
appendix taken out?

Now she does business on the side!

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough 
examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad 
news. You have HAGS." "What is HAGS" the man asks. "It's herpes, AIDS,
gonorrhea, and syphilis" says the doctor. "Oh my God" says the man. "What 
are you going to do?"
"We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and 
pizza." "Is that going to help me" says the man. "No" says the doctor. 
"But it's the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door"

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,
to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god you
look so depressed. 
She said you bet I am, look what my damm husband sent me...six
dozen roses. Now you know what that means? I'm going to have to
spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread. 
Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase? 

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