Today's stories [9.3.09]
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I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that
Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. University?
The scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up.
The scientist are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting
through the Rhesus' pieces.
A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her
to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what
will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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