Today's stories [9.27.09]

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety
of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the  boy behind
the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No,  I'm just looking
at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned,
and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let
me forget.

A sign in the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian 
Orthodox monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT 
THURSDAY.

A sign in a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS

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