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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic


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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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