Today's quotes [9.7.09]
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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
-- Disclaimer from the home page of the
Association for the Study of Meats
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers
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