Today's quotes [9.7.09]

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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
 Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
 Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
                        -- Disclaimer from the home page of the
                           Association for the Study of Meats

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
York.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

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