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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker


Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.


Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
 Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
 Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
                        -- Disclaimer from the home page of the
                           Association for the Study of Meats


My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New


Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers


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