Today's quotes [9.6.09]
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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on
Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.
* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
he failed to pay his taxes.
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