Today's quotes [9.5.09]

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Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
       overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
       of some asshole who desperately needs it.

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
   -- George Carlin

Nurturing:
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
small.

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