Today's quotes [9.4.09]

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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."

"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
       
                                - Lewis Grizzard

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