Today's quotes [9.30.09]

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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?

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