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"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
 All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert


"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.


"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 


I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."


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