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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.


"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 


You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones


Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up. 

    - Thomas Edison 


"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
          -- Will Rodgers -- 


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