Today's quotes [9.26.09]

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 

Joe E Lewis.

"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
 cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
 ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
 sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
 enough.  You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
                        -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long 

"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
 rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
                        -- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)

   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  

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