Today's quotes [9.25.09]
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)
"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
-- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
singer of Tool)
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