Today's quotes [9.24.09]
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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
-- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw
Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."
"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
-- Karen Peisley
Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
- Morticia, The Addams Family
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