Today's quotes [9.23.09]
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"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.
Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes.
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